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Digitally Conned by Dove

Martin — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 14:18:35 +0000

Dove cosmetics shows us what can be done with cutting edge graphics manipulation. I couldn’t help laughing about it. It’s fun to watch. Have a look yourself.

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Adolf’s partytime….

Martin — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 19:21:35 +0000

You just have to watch this one. It’s quite hilarious. Makes one see things in perspective?

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The englisch translation would be something like:

I’m sitting in my bunker,
in the middle of Berlin,
I’ve got hydro-cyanic acid pills and plenty of gasoline,
the airforce is gone, the navy and the army, too – World War 2 is just no fun no more.
I don’t feel like surrendering,
- well, I’ve got 3 metres of reinforced concrete above me!
Surrender? Not me! I’ve still got “Blondy” [his German shepherd] – and a bottle of Chantré!
Adolf, you old Nazi-pig, will you finally surrender!
(- No!)
Adolf, you old Nazi-pig!
(- You’d love to see that, wouldn’t you?)
Adolf, you old Nazi-pig, will you finally surrender!
(- I’ll never surrender!)
Adolf, you pig!
I’m at war with 53 countries and the bombs don’t fall on England but Germany.
Those allied bombers annoy me
because they don’t just throw bombs but entire
carpets of them!
No one listens to me, everybody acts as he likes
and who’ behind all that? It’s this guy Churchill!
That really hurts, yes it does!
I’m left alone with “Blondie” and a bottle of
Chantré.
Adolf, you old Nazi-pig, will you finally surrender!
Adolf, you old Nazi-pig!
(- No, I will never surrender! That’s out of the
question that this guy Churchill will to laugh up
his sleeve! No! That Churchill! I won’t surrender!
I’ll never surrender!
Don’t be afraid, Blondie, we won’t surrender…
Maybe we can even still win this war! I think so.
I’m really quite confident about that. Hopefully…

Oh, the credits.
“Walter Moers”? Okay…?
Stop! That’s way too fast! Rewind, stop!

… it’s all in English! Weird…

“GFP” – “great Führer-bunker”… probably spelled wrong.

You Tube me I Tube You

Martin — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:13:11 +0000

Installed my newest plugin Viper’s Video Quicktags today. It features all kinds of online streaming video. Today I’ll treat you on one from YouTube. Go and watch ‘Chad Vader’, it’s a nice feature….

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Finally…I got my new computer

Martin — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 20:19:06 +0000

What do you think? Was it worth every hard earned euro? Funny and absolutely amazing what one can do with Lego.

Ever heard such a WordP… nonsense?

Martin — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 19:58:39 +0000

[...]On behalf of the WordPress community, I’m proud to announce a merger we’ve had on our minds since the first time we saw Dean Allen’s dog — WordPress and Textpattern are joining forces to create the greatest CMSMS ever, WordPattern. “WordPress and Textpattern: Two great tastes that taste great together.[...]

Nonsense or is it Sense?

Clearly a pratical joke? Or is there something going on we aren’t aware of? On the other hand…why not? Could be big leap forward on some accounts. With all respect ofcourse to TextPattern and WordPress

Lurking

Martin — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 13:25:33 +0000

Veerle has made a request to her visitors. No more ‘lurking’!! I agree, come on gals and guys don’t be shy, sign in some comment or two. It’s great fun, you even might like it. On this part of the web you don’t even have to register. Even easier .

Headshots

Martin — Mon, 09 Jan 2006 14:46:14 +0000

Headshots is not a smut filled site but one from a photographer from NYC who portrais all kinds of women in a somewhat unusual fashion. I thought it kind a funny to post this one I found.