Will this go any faster?

Slow is a pain in the …. So I had to get things faster. I am not praised for my patience so I need things fast. Posts, pages, scripts, all faster. Huh. Am I losing it? No, stuff, pc’s and so on must work with lightning speed. I am a dutchie, so in Holland we say “You paid for it so I want it”. How many transactions per nano-/millisecond? Millions, trillions? Don’t know. But WP is sooooo damned slow I had to crank it by hand almost. Found a solution. One who isn’t strong must be smart, ain’t that so! I found Owen Winkler through (who else) Lorelle. Owen had it. A twin-turbo to boot WP into sixth gear, I hope. Take advantage of it, use it, drive a Ferrari or a Beetle? Your choice.

Update:

Yes ladies and boys, it certainly is faster. Testdrive came out at 200mph. Not bad for WordPress version 2.01 hey? Let’s hear it for WordPress.