You just have to watch this one. It’s quite hilarious. Makes one see things in perspective?

The englisch translation would be something like:

I’m sitting in my bunker,
in the middle of Berlin,
I’ve got hydro-cyanic acid pills and plenty of gasoline,
the airforce is gone, the navy and the army, too – World War 2 is just no fun no more.
I don’t feel like surrendering,
- well, I’ve got 3 metres of reinforced concrete above me!
Surrender? Not me! I’ve still got “Blondy” [his German shepherd] – and a bottle of Chantré!
Adolf, you old Nazi-pig, will you finally surrender!
(- No!)
Adolf, you old Nazi-pig!
(- You’d love to see that, wouldn’t you?)
Adolf, you old Nazi-pig, will you finally surrender!
(- I’ll never surrender!)
Adolf, you pig!
I’m at war with 53 countries and the bombs don’t fall on England but Germany.
Those allied bombers annoy me
because they don’t just throw bombs but entire
carpets of them!
No one listens to me, everybody acts as he likes
and who’ behind all that? It’s this guy Churchill!
That really hurts, yes it does!
I’m left alone with “Blondie” and a bottle of
Chantré.
Adolf, you old Nazi-pig, will you finally surrender!
Adolf, you old Nazi-pig!
(- No, I will never surrender! That’s out of the
question that this guy Churchill will to laugh up
his sleeve! No! That Churchill! I won’t surrender!
I’ll never surrender!
Don’t be afraid, Blondie, we won’t surrender…
Maybe we can even still win this war! I think so.
I’m really quite confident about that. Hopefully…

Oh, the credits.
“Walter Moers”? Okay…?
Stop! That’s way too fast! Rewind, stop!

… it’s all in English! Weird…

“GFP” – “great Führer-bunker”… probably spelled wrong.